Fat Sam's biography

Sam Knox

E-mail address: janetandsam@btinternet.com

Alias: Fat Sam

Place to track you down and kill you: Norfolk, England

Occupation: Web Developer, between jobs

Sex (yeah, yeah, ha ha!): As often as my wife will allow me.

Marital status: Married

Birthday: Yes, every year....Oh, sorry.....29 July

Are you left- or right- handed? right

How tall are you? 6 feet standing - 2 feet lying down. / 188.0 cm

Webpage title: Fixaphoto, for high quality photographic restorations

Webpage url: http://www.fixaphoto.co.uk

If you're considering hiring me, my CV is online here: http://www.fixaphoto.co.uk/portfolio/Samuel_Knox_CV.doc

DNA fan since: Since I made a conscious decision to watch Hitchhikers instead of Blakes Seven, when they were broadcast at the same time on opposing BBC channels, way back in the dark and distant depths of the early 1980's.

Link to your first post to afda on Google Froups: it's here!

Hobbies/interests/what you do to pass time: Plucking my guitars and basses - blowing on my gob irons - tinkering with technology - taking care of 2 dogs, 1 cat, and 4 snakes - eating, drinking and being merry.

Do you play any musical instruments? Yes, Guitar, Bass, and Harmonica.

Philosophy on life/what's your purpose here: Be excellent to one another.

Preferred shoe-lace tying method: Slip On....Failing that, Velcro.....Failing that, Criss Cross.

Zapper or non-zapper? Zapper, naturally.

Do you have a life? (if not, Meg's the one to ask - she's got plenty) I had one. I think I left it behind the sofa. I'll lok for it later.

Shampoo: No, I do real poo's.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping? With a name like Fat Sam?....Nothing about me is skinny....

Favourite colour: Transparrent.

Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Depends who's asking....Are you offering me a job?

Are you, or are you not, iain? I demand that I may or may not be Iain.

Words or phrases you overuse: So it is - So I am - So they do - More pies please.

What's your bed time? Half an hour ago.

Most humiliating moment: **MEMORY DELETED**

Pets: 2 dogs, Cadbury and Jack - 1 cat, Bits - 3 garter snakes, Robbie, Will, and Splidge - 1 boa constrictor, Angel.

Craziest or silliest person you know: That would probably be me then.

Favourite food: Food.... All of it....Okay, you want me to be specific?....Chinese, Indian, Italian, Thai, Cantonese, Mexican, and of course, Fish and Chips.

Favourite drink: Guinness.....

Favourite quote (DNA or not): More pies please.

Favourite book (DNA or not): All of Spike Milligans war memoirs

Are you also a Terry Pratchett fan? Mood dependant

Favourite music: Blues and classic rock

Favourite TV program: Father Ted - Family Guy - Time Gentlemen Please

Favourite movie: Naughty Naked Nuns in Horny Space Sex-Mud (the directors cut)

Floor 42 trivia test score: Bugger, It don't work....

Froup rating: 3/6

I'm Irish and proud of it.

Updated 2005/05/22

Sam Knox

E-mail address:	janetandsam@btinternet.com
Alias:	Fat Sam
Place to track you down and kill you:	Norfolk, England
Occupation:	Web Developer, between jobs
Sex (yeah, yeah, ha ha!):	As often as my wife will allow me.
Marital status:	Married
Birthday:	Yes, every year....Oh, sorry.....29 July
Are you left- or right- handed?	right
How tall are you?	6 feet standing - 2 feet lying down. / 188.0 cm
Webpage title:	Fixaphoto, for high quality photographic restorations
Webpage url:	http://www.fixaphoto.co.uk
If you're considering hiring me, my CV is online here:	http://www.fixaphoto.co.uk/portfolio/Samuel_Knox_CV.doc
DNA fan since:	Since I made a conscious decision to watch Hitchhikers instead of Blakes Seven, when they were broadcast at the same time on opposing BBC channels, way back in the dark and distant depths of the early 1980's.
Link to your first post to afda on Google Froups:	it's here!
Hobbies/interests/what you do to pass time:	Plucking my guitars and basses - blowing on my gob irons - tinkering with technology - taking care of 2 dogs, 1 cat, and 4 snakes - eating, drinking and being merry.
Do you play any musical instruments?	Yes, Guitar, Bass, and Harmonica.
Philosophy on life/what's your purpose here:	Be excellent to one another.
Preferred shoe-lace tying method:	Slip On....Failing that, Velcro.....Failing that, Criss Cross.
Zapper or non-zapper?	Zapper, naturally.
Do you have a life? (if not, Meg's the one to ask - she's got plenty)	I had one. I think I left it behind the sofa. I'll lok for it later.
Shampoo:	No, I do real poo's.
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?	With a name like Fat Sam?....Nothing about me is skinny....
Favourite colour:	Transparrent.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?	Depends who's asking....Are you offering me a job?
Are you, or are you not, iain?	I demand that I may or may not be Iain.
Words or phrases you overuse:	So it is - So I am - So they do - More pies please.
What's your bed time?	Half an hour ago.
Most humiliating moment:	MEMORY DELETED
Pets:	2 dogs, Cadbury and Jack - 1 cat, Bits - 3 garter snakes, Robbie, Will, and Splidge - 1 boa constrictor, Angel.
Craziest or silliest person you know:	That would probably be me then.
Favourite food:	Food.... All of it....Okay, you want me to be specific?....Chinese, Indian, Italian, Thai, Cantonese, Mexican, and of course, Fish and Chips.
Favourite drink:	Guinness.....
Favourite quote (DNA or not):	More pies please.
Favourite book (DNA or not):	All of Spike Milligans war memoirs
Are you also a Terry Pratchett fan?	Mood dependant
Favourite music:	Blues and classic rock
Favourite TV program:	Father Ted - Family Guy - Time Gentlemen Please
Favourite movie:	Naughty Naked Nuns in Horny Space Sex-Mud (the directors cut)
Floor 42 trivia test score:	Bugger, It don't work....
Froup rating:	3/6
I'm Irish and proud of it.

	Updated 2005/05/22