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James Tiberious Milhouse Nepomuk Evans

  
E-mail address:jevans@physics.uottawa.ca
Alias:JIM (JIM the Imperious)
Place to track you down and kill you:A ski hill high in the French Alps. Or Ottawa. Depends, really.
Occupation:Fizzy cyst
Sex (yeah, yeah, ha ha!):Male
Marital status:None
Birthday:August 8th, 1974
Are you left- or right- handed?Yes
Webpage title:The JIM Experience
Webpage url:http://welcome.to/the_jim_experience
DNA fan since:The Trilogy was.
Hobbies/interests/what you do to pass time:Read, write, post, incarnate, occaisionally even work.
Philosophy on life/what's your purpose here:I need a purpose?
Preferred shoe-lace tying method:Down, not across.
Zapper or non-zapper?Zapper.
Do you have a life? (if not, Meg's the one to ask - she's got plenty)No. Please send several, wrapped in plain brown wrappers.
Shampoo:President's Choice Egg Shampoo. It's Egg-erffic!
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?I am not at liberty to answer that question.
Favourite colour:Navy blue.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?Convicted, no. Impeached, yes. Damn Republicans!
Words or phrases you overuse:[insert any RHOD in-joke here]
What's your bed time?Midnight.
Most humiliating moment:Mooning my grade 3 class. Repeatedly.
Pets:Edison Mactavish, Scottish Terrorist^H^H^H^H^Hier
Craziest or silliest person you know:Regis Philbin. He's so wacky,it's scary!
Favourite food:Chocolate. Cheese. Honey Garlic Noodles. Not together, obviously.
Favourite drink:Green Kool-Aid or Guinness
Favourite quote (DNA or not):From "Man of La Mancha": "Facts are the enemy of truth."
Favourite book (DNA or not):Too many to choose from. "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" ranks highly
Favourite music:Dave Bruebeck, Barenaked Ladies
Favourite TV program:I don't own a TV.
Favourite movie:LA Story
Froup rating:4/6 ------------
IRC rating:1/6 ---
Updated 2000/05/08

 

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