== Paul Neil Milne Johnstone / Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings ==
[::Paul Neil Milne Johnstone] is a real person, who wrote some appalling poetry. Douglas Adams used his name, but was force to retract it for the books and later recordings of the radio series. Hence the original programmes have Paul Neil Milne Johnstone, whereas the later works have Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.
Either way, the poetry still sucks. Check it out.