== Lyrics ==
; Marvin: Long ago in another galaxy there lived a gloomy robot — his name was Marvin. He was getting old and a bit rusty and nobody liked him. One day, being very bored, he thought it would a good idea to tidy up all his old programs in his dusty old data bank. There were tapes in there he hadn’t played for years; checking them through he accidentally pushed a wrong button and suddenly he heard: ; : ; Chorus (female vocal): Marvin I love you ; : Marvin I love you ; : ; Marvin: Well, he was sure he hadn’t heard that ever before, he wasn’t even sure he’d heard it that time because being a bored and gloomy robot he hadn’t really been listening. What was worse, he couldn’t remember what button he’d accidentally pressed. Anyway, he tried a few switches at random and suddenly: ; : ; Chorus: Marvin I love you ; : Marvin I love you ; : Remember I’m programmed for you ; : I know we’re worlds apart ; : Still you could break my heart ; : Loving you is all I can do ; : ; Marvin: Well, he heard it that time alright, no doubt about it — who was singing these strange words? Was it another robot or some strange life form from the distant past when he was a young robot and people still made the occasional attempt to like him? He couldn’t make it out at all, so he pushed a few buttons and: ; : ; Chorus: Marvin I love you Marvin I love you ; : ; Marvin: That was it! ; : ; Wistful female vocal, spoken: I tried to contact Marvin ; : I don’t know why but he never replied ; : Perhaps one day he’ll answer ; : ‘Til then I guess I’ll keep on trying ; : ; Chorus: Marvin I love you ; : Marvin I love you ; : Remember I’m programmed for you ; : ; Marvin: “Does not compute”, he thought, miserably, but at least he knew where to find it in his data bank. From then on, he could play it whenever he wanted, think about what he’d missed, and live miserably ever after. ; : ; Chorus: Marvin I love you ; : Marvin I love you ; : Remember I’m programmed for you ; : I know we’re worlds apart ; : But still you can break my heart ; : Loving you is all I can do ; : ; : Marvin I love you ; : Marvin I love you (sustain)
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