- Share and Enjoy
- Share and Enjoy
- Journey through life
- With a plastic boy
- Or girl by your side
- Let your pal be your guide
- And when it breaks down
- Or starts to annoy
- Or grinds when it moves
- And gives you no joy
- 'Cos it's eaten your hat
- Or had sex with your cat
- Bled oil on the floor
- Or ripped off your door
- And you get to the point
- You can't stand any more
- Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
- We'll tell you
- 'Go stick your head in a pig'.