: Share and Enjoy : Share and Enjoy : Journey through life : With a plastic boy : Or girl by your side : Let your pal be your guide : And when it breaks down : Or starts to annoy : Or grinds when it moves : And gives you no joy : ‘Cos it’s eaten your hat : Or had sex with your cat : Bled oil on the floor : Or ripped off your door : And you get to the point : You can’t stand any more : Bring it to us, we won’t give a fig : We’ll tell you : ‘Go stick your head in a pig’.