I'm Afraid of Afdaniains
Posted to %afda by Kristen on 7th February 2000
(This is a parody of "I'm Afraid of Americans" by David Bowie, in case you didn't know)
ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
jacoob's in afdania
froupies in the mind
ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
nobody is "one of them"
they don't even really exist
ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
jacoob's in afdania
i'm afraid of afdaniains
i'm afraid of the froup
i'm afraid i can't post it
i'm afraid i can't
i'm afraid of afdaniains
i'm afraid of the froup
i'm afraid i can't post it
i'm afraid i can't
i'm afraid of afdaniains
jacoob's in afdania
ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
jacoob wants a point
jacoob wants to make an in-joke
jacoob wants a towel
jacoob wants it lemon-soaked
ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
jacoob's in afdania
ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
<chorus>
jacoob's in afdania
jacoob reads the salmon of doubt
jacoob flames the newbies
and jacoob knows daisy the goat
jacoob's in afdania, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
jacoob's in afdania, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
<chorus>
god is an afdaniain
god is an afdaniain
<chorus>
yeah, i'm afraid of afdaniains
i'm afraid of the froup
i'm afraid i can't post it
i'm afraid i can't
i'm afraid of afdaniains
jacoob's an afdaniain
jacoob's an afdaniain
jacoob's an afdaniain, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
jacoob's an afdaniain, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
jacoob's an afdaniain, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah
jacoob's an afdaniain, ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah-ah