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Matter Chatter
Chat log from #afda on 15th December 1999*** Aquarion has joined #afda
<Aquarion> Hello
<ZZ9> what's up, Aquarion
<Noser> Hello
<ZZ9> bonjour, Noser
<Noser> shut up
<Aquarion> Sky, Clouds
<Noser> zz9, shut up
<ZZ9> :X
<Bbz> High!
<Aquarion> Who is?
<Bbz> Marvin, high is <reply>I'm feeling pretty low, actually.
<Aquarion> Does it matter? And even if it matters, does it matter if it matters?
<Aquarion> Does Matter matter? And even if Matter matters, does it matter if Matter matters, or if Matter matters not?
<Bbz> It doesn't. That's the easiest way of thinking about it. Or rather of not thinking about it.
<Aquarion> Everything matters
<Aquarion> to someone
<Bbz> Nothing Else Matters.
<Aquarion> Apart From What?
<Noser> Matter or matter not, matter is no matter. A matter a matter keeps the matter away.
* Bbz is listening to 'San Francisco Symphony Orchestra and Metallica - The Thing That Should Not Be'
<Noser> A matter in the matter is worth matter in the matter.
* Bbz is baffled.
* Noser likes this game.
<Noser> Matter matter bobatter banana fana fofatter.
<Aquarion> And even if Matter matters, Who does Matter matter to? are do the increase from the point where there was one item that mattered, to two too many mattering items of Matter?
<Noser> My matter's breath smells like cat food.
<Aquarion> Does matter Matter to Matter itself? Is there some kind of Meta-Matter that matters to Matter?
<Noser> Meta-matter is like a box of matter.
<Noser> Matter doesn't actually matt, does it though.
<Aquarion> Does Matter care? Does Matter feel pain? Does it matter if Meta-Matter matters only to matt?
<Noser> Who's Matt? No matter, it doesn't matter.
<Aquarion> And is Matt Matter? Does it matter if Matt is Matter? Is Matt Meta-Matter?
<Noser> Take it away Bbz!
<Bbz> Come on! You know I can't be this silly.
<Noser> What matter?
<Aquarion> Is matt mad? and is Matt madder than meta-Matter. Does it matter if Matt is madder than Matter? Is Meta-Matter madness?
<Bbz> It doesn't matter anyway, I'm not going to try. Not that it matters anyways.
<Aquarion> But does it matter?
<Marvin> Even if it does matter, does it matter that it matters?
<Aquarion> blast. I was going to say that. But does it matter who said it?
<Bbz> What's this Meta-Matter madness? Does it matter that it's madness? Or Meta-madness?
<Noser> My aunt Matt collects anti-matter?
<Aquarion> Is there a Meta-Madness that manafests itself in Matter? Does it matter? Has Matt fallen prey to this Meta-Madness?
<Bbz> But do you have an anti-aunt anti-Matt who collects matter?
<Noser> No, she collects ants.
<Aquarion> Or is it an Anti-aunt who collects Mad Meta-Matter?
<Noser> It's a matterhouse! A MATTERHOUSE!!!
<Aquarion> But does it matter that this is a matterhouse?
<Aquarion> and even if it matters, does it matter that it matters?
<Bbz> Meta-aunt-Matt-Maddness-matter.
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Rasher
<Bbz> High!
<Aquarion> Anti-aunt-Matt-Maddness-matter.
<Bbz> Marvin, high is <reply>I'm feeling pretty low, actually.
<ZZ9> i already had it that way, Bbz.
<Marvin> i already had it that way, Bbz.
<Rasher> High
<Rasher> High?
<Marvin> I'm feeling pretty low, actually.
<Noser> Hey Rasher, join in the matter-rich matter madness!
<Rasher> Which is?
<Noser> Doesn't matter.
<Bbz> High!
<Marvin> I'm feeling pretty low, actually.
<Rasher> Weeeee
<Bbz> Botsnacks!
<ZZ9> thanks Bbz :)
<Bbz> What's the matter, Marvin? Or what's the Meta-matter? Or the Meta-matter-madness?
<Rasher> Marvin, what is the matter?
<Marvin> I'm so depressed..., rasher
<Rasher> See?
<Marvin> Do you have a brain the size of a planet?, rasher
<Rasher> no..
