More rot-13Since JavaScript doesn't seem to be working in your browser, you get the lo-tech ROT13 decoder. Or rather, the no-decoder, since it's already been decoded for you. Lucky you.
Right, the first bit of ROT13'd text is:
Hold on, I've got bar va zl bgure cnagf urer; nu! Gurer vg vf! Evtug va sebag bs zr gur ragver gvzr!which translates to:
Ubyq ba, V'ir tbg one in my other pants here; ah! There it is! Right in front of me the entire time!
And the other, longer bit of text is:
Be lbh pbhyq qb gur fnar guvat naq whfg vtaber nyy gur tvoorevfu -- juvpu jbhyq zrna yrnivat arjfsebhcf ragveryl, sbe gur zbfg cneg.which comes out as:
Or you could do the sane thing and just ignore all the gibberish -- which would mean leaving newsfroups entirely, for the most part.
There, now wasn't that really worthwhile?:o)