Talk Like A Vogon

Talk Like A Vogon

Posted to %afda by Arcum (allegedly) on 4th July 2000

(with apologies to the Bangles 'Walk Like An Egyptian')

All the Vogon ancesters on Vogsphere
They ride the gazelles[1], don't you know
If they jump on their back (<howl slurp arrggh>)
They snap it, acting all gung ho

In Saquo-Pilla Hensha with their checks
They got the money on a book
Vogon execs(<howl slurp arrggh>)
They steal the guide like a crook

Scottish types with their bagpipes go
<howl gargle slurp arrggh>, <howl gargle slurp arrggh>...
Talk like a Vogon

The guide researchers take their entries
They rip 'em out and they write some more
They've got to move (<howl slurp arrggh>)
Ford throws a shoe and then he swore

All the school kids so sick from lunch
They like the sushi and the sashimi tray
When the Heimlich maneuver begins (<howl slurp arrggh>)
They're talking like a Vogon

All the kids in the hospital say
<howl gargle slurp arrggh>, <howl gargle slurp arrggh>...
Talk like a Vogon

Stamp your feet up the street
Bend your back,
Shout at someone then give em a whack
Resistance is useless, you know (<howl slurp arrggh>)
So go beat up a Cadillac

If you want to find all the cops
They're chasing a spaceship that goes wop
They shoot and advance (<howl slurp arrggh>)
Touring the clubs with novels in crayon

All the Galactic Police with their men
The partyers loot time and again
And the Golgafrinchans, you know (<howl slurp arrggh>)
They blow up pine like a Vogon

All the cops and the ship that wops[2] say
<howl gargle slurp arrggh>, <howl gargle slurp arrggh>...
Talk like a Vogon
Talk like a Vogon

[1] Sorry, gazelle-like creatures didn't scan...
[2] HHG meets Dr. Seuss!