Snips we all thought up

*snip*

---directly followed by some more snip, lovely snip---

---enormous snip---

<...and if the sun comes up tomorrow, let her snip>

<...but then a strange fear gripped me and I just couldn't snip>

<...loosing my snip....>

<< SNIP >>

<<snip, cut, broom, wop!, oops.>>

<<snip, snap, wop!, oops!>>

<A snip is a snip. of course of course, and noone can talk to a snip of course. That is, of course, unless teh snip is the famous Mr. Ed!>

<And we're all going to snip some text together, all snip some words to make some space...>

<Everybody snip now! (doot, doot doo, doo doot, doo doo..)>

<I snip because I care>

<I snip, therefore I am>

<I'd like to thank all the little people who made this snip possible>

<If at first you don't succeed, snip snip again>

<Let's snip again, like we did last summer!
Let's snip again, like we did last year!
Do you remember when, we were really snippin'?
Yeah! Let's snip again! Snippin' time is here!>

<Like, snip. That's all.>

<SNIP Meg's stuff>

<SNIP bird in chimney story>

<SNIP spider in microwave story>

<SNIP! SNIP GODDAMMIT! SNIP!>

<SNIP! SNIP! SnnnnIP!>

<SNIP>

<Snip snip snip, snip snip snip, snip your booty, snip your booty! (that makes absolutely no sense :) >

<Snip. Just plain old "snip">

<Snips By Meg, for when you want to snip in style>

<WANTED: silly snips>

<You had something to snip, should've snipped it shouldn't you>

<[snip]>

<and with a snip, snippy, snip, snippy and a snip snip snippy said up snip a snippy to the snippy and the snippy the snip>

<another boring snip>

<any way you snip it,
that's the way you snip it,
any way you snip it!
(doo doodoodoodoodoodoo doot)>

<everybody wants to snip the world>

<everybody, let's do the snip!>

<if at first there's much to read, snip snip again>

<it's not unusual to snip anyone...>

<it's the snip of the world as we know it, and I feel fine>

<just another snip>

<just plain "snip" this time>

<little snip, little snip of horrors...>

<one snip, two snip, red snip, blue snip>

<one, two, three o'clock, four o'clock SNIP...
we're gonna snip around the clock tonight,
gonna snip snip snip to the...
(how's the rest of that go?)>

<see, I snip!>

<sniiiiiii-iiiiiiiii-iiiiiiii-iiiiii-i-i-i-i--i-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip>

<snip - I suspect we get the idea...

<snip - i just lost several million dollars!>

<snip II - the return>

<snip Kaare going to dentist school>

<snip Top of the Pops>

<snip a complete library>

<snip anything except sig>

<snip away my boring life>

<snip brief but reasonably canonical list of works>

<snip cause my new isp doesn't want messages shorter than the original...>

<snip copyright message :o) >

<snip discussion about whether or not an official afda webpage is a good idea>

<snip everything so I won't get in a ny trouble>

<snip hurra>

<snip it all! just snip! snip like you've never snipped before!>

<snip like you mean it!>

<snip like you've never snipped before!>

<snip lovely list>

<snip on me>

<snip pio's arrogance>

<snip portion of message pertaining to subject line>

<snip reference, and references to the reference>

<snip relevant bits>

<snip snip snip your body, snip your body line!>

<snip snippety snip snip>

<snip some very funny meanings for PMT>

<snip spider story - not as funny>

<snip story about wisdom tooth-- which I DID read>

<snip the MFAQ>

<snip the message, cause i wanna talk about the snip>

<snip thing I thought of in the first place>

<snip things adam should have said but didn't>

<snip!>

<snip, because Kaare made me...>

<snip, drip, lip, nip, sip, tip, flip>

<snip, except for...>

<snip, snip, snip.... um... snip... some more snipping... yet another snip, and so forth>

<snip, snip, snip>

<snip, which BTW this is the only NF i know that does this>

<snip. Not feeling creative right now, so no funny snips. Sorry>

<snip... woops but it looked an awful lot like jacob's sig>

<snip: stuff about Jacob's .sig>

<snip>

<snippety snappety snip snip snap>

<snippety snip snip snip - snip snip>

<snippety>

<snippy snip>

<snipy yeah yeah, snippy snippy yeah>

<some snip to remember, some snip to forget>

<this snip has been brought to you by the national funny snip service>

<this snip is your snip,
this snip is my snip,
from California, to the New York highlands...
this snip was made for you and me!>

<to boldly snip where no man (or woman :) has snipped before>

<um... snip, I guess. I'm really out of ideas for funny ones>

<um.....snip. I'm out of funny ways to snip :( >

<we're dancing, snipping, singing to this tune!>

<will you take the snip I will give to you, again and again, and will you return it?>

<you put your right snip in,
you put your right snip out,
you put your right snip in,
and you shake it all about!>
<you do the hokey-kokey and you snip it out,
that's what it's all about!>
<you do the hooooookay pokey!
You do the hooookey pokey
You do the ho-key, po-key,
that's what the snips about!>

<you wouldn't want a musical snip from me, my singing's awful>

<|[ SNIP ]|>

>>><snip?>
>>Probably.
>you don't sound convinced
The person who wrote it originally didn't sound convinced. I wasn't sure either. I didn't snip it.

I'm sorry! That snip was pathetic. Please replace with:
<Now the world has gone to snip
Snipping won't engulf my head
I can snip by infrared
How I hate to snip

Now I lay me down to snip
Try to snip electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can snip or Some go snap and some go snip
How I hate to snip>

PS: Sorry I didn't snip. I didn't feel like trying to decipher what should stay and what should go.

[I'd use my snippo, but I quit smoking and threw it away]

[Let the sun snip in]

[SNIP. plain and simple.]

[Snip it! Snip it good!]

[Snip! There it is.]

[recycled snip]

[snip cause I just wanna talk about the sig]

[snip meg's card game story]

[snip signs]

[snip talk about sig to talk about sig on message talking about sig]

[snip the AilbheCoIncLtd Scam-O-Matic(tm)]

[snip til you drop]

[snip til you drop] [then snip some more...]

[snip under-age complaints and over-age ramblings - sorry]

[snip...]

[snip]

[snip] [snip again]

[when in doubt I snip it out! got me a rock-n-roll band!]

a WYSIWYG <SNIP!> (hehe, acronyms are so silly)