Trillian
Posted to %afda by Roy on 3rd June 2000
To the tune of Layla by Eric Clapton (with apologies)
"Trillian" - plundered by the øverfræk
What'll you do if some guy bores you
at some bad party back on earth
The hostess comes, better drink your wine
I'll take you to my ship and you'll be fine
Trillian... I'm bangin' my heads together
Trillian... even stole this spaceship for ya
Trillian... I won't even mention this third arm...
Tried to show you a constellation
when too many vogons got you down
like a fool, i fell and then i flew
I guess it was just improbable
Trillian... I'm bangin' my heads together
Trillian... even stole this spaceship for ya
Trillian... I won't even mention this third arm...
So make the best of this permutation
As we fly around in space
But please don't say, your mice have run away
cuz i'm just this guy you know
repeat chorus